What I Need

I don’t normally post this kind of stuff on my blog…because I think a lot of people do it and it gets boring…but I saw this on Jazz’s site and it was cracking me up.

Google your name + needs, (__________ needs) and list the top ten…
So here goes:

1. Julie needs cards for hospital visit for transplant.
2. Julie needs your help!
3. Julie needs data protection.
4. Julie needs to work on her parenting.
5. Julie needs complete access in the hallway, so rugs, console tables and plants are out of the question.
6. Julie needs to go for cotton styles with a bit of structure rather than anything too flimsy like chiffon, which clings.
7. Julie needs to show off her womanly frame.
8. Julie needs to get paint.
9. Julie needs one more qualification to complete her AKC Junior Hunter Title.
10. Julie needs a caring, nurturing placement with consistent boundaries.

Do you think this is funny? Or not so much?

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