What I Need

Posted on Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 2:57 am

I don’t normally post this kind of stuff on my blog…because I think a lot of people do it and it gets boring…but I saw this on Jazz’s site and it was cracking me up.

Google your name + needs, (__________ needs) and list the top ten…
So here goes:

1. Julie needs cards for hospital visit for transplant.
2. Julie needs your help!
3. Julie needs data protection.
4. Julie needs to work on her parenting.
5. Julie needs complete access in the hallway, so rugs, console tables and plants are out of the question.
6. Julie needs to go for cotton styles with a bit of structure rather than anything too flimsy like chiffon, which clings.
7. Julie needs to show off her womanly frame.
8. Julie needs to get paint.
9. Julie needs one more qualification to complete her AKC Junior Hunter Title.
10. Julie needs a caring, nurturing placement with consistent boundaries.

Do you think this is funny? Or not so much?

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22 Responses to “What I Need”

  1. Jazz says:

    I love that. Each time I see one of those things it makes me wonder who these people on the internet are…

  2. Rita says:

    That is hilarious!! Since I’m at work, my #10 is entirely appropriate — Rita needs to get busy!! Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Carolyn says:

    Mine was pretty funny:
    Carolyn needs good food, good shelter…
    Carolyn needs a rock boy (?)
    Carolyn needs to take care of him a little more in the bedroom…
    !!!
    That’s all there was for my name, which I guess was a good thing because of the direction it was heading in… haha!

    Hey, I see you are from Michigan, me too! (Clinton Township… eastside Detroit suburb)

  4. Swan says:

    Did you do this as a phrase or as just the two words and then just wrote whatever came after “needs”?

    If it’s the first, I guess I don’t need anything, because there are no results on Google…

  5. lindall says:

    the web is an amazing place, is it not? this was fun!

  6. Valerie says:

    LOL…Ok I quit when I got to

    “Valerie needs a beauty make-over”

    How dare they!!!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Funny– My name is Julie and I just put “julie needs” into a google search to see what I need. And I found my list already done by you!

  8. Anonymous says:

    From another Julie-Recently a two friends were in a bad accident and we were not sure if 1 would make it, and the other was arrested for DUI. We did a Google/Needs search and immedietley knew he would make it. It said Mxxxs needs love, therapy and support, he can now walk and is continuing therapy much to everyones surprise! The other read Bxxxx needs a lawyer, maoney and to get a new lawyer. I am a Google Believer!!

  9. Anonymous says:

    i, too, am a julie, and this was the first site to pop up when i did a julie+needs! cool. good job, julie!

  10. Julie says:

    I am also a Julie and it made my myspace bulletin easier to answer to cut and paste. COOL JOB !!!!!I LOVE IT!!!

  11. Anonymous says:

    Another Julie here copying this for my blog.

  12. Anonymous says:

    haha! Your site has become an internet phenomenon for girls named Julie playing the “Julie needs” game. -another Julie

  13. Anonymous says:

    Julie’s around the world unite! Lmao. I’m just another one who did the google search.

    Well done, Jules. Well done.

  14. scrapbookworker says:

    another JULIE here……so great! ;)

  15. Julie says:

    ‘Tis yet another Julie doing the Google thing…from Tucson…and got your list as second on MY list of “Julie needs…” so this was fun! Hey to all the other Julie women out there…what a fab name, eh?

  16. Anonymous says:

    You beat us to it!! lol I’m another Julie..

  17. Anonymous says:

    Another Julie joins the Julie’s!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Ha. I was just looking at a friend’s myspace bulletin (yes, the google search one) and finally decided to try it! Your Julie needs list was hilarious as well as all the anonymous comments from Julie’s around the world! Funny how this site makes me love my name so much more! -Julie

  19. Anonymous says:

    Wow, that’s a lot of Julie’s, like the others I searched and your web site was at the top of my list.

    Thanks for doing the work for us Julie.

    Take care and I wish you well in 2008.

    Julie – Phoenix Az

  20. Anonymous says:

    Tee hee, I’m another Julie. =)

  21. Anonymous says:

    Another Julie!!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Julie from Wyoming! Love it!

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